Blog:Celebsmarts (Parody Edition)

This parody is dictated to Eiji.

CELEBRITIES ARE SMART, COOL AND AWESOME. THEY ARE THE GREATEST THING ABOUT LIFE AND THUS SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. BECAUSE OF THE WELL DESERVED RESPECT, THEY HAVE BLESSED US ALL WITH THEIR KNOWLEDGE. HERE'S SOME EXAMPLES. ALL EXAMPLES MUST BE ALL-CAPS TO SHOW HOW INCREIBLE THEY ARE!!!

Examples

 * 1) EIJIZEBOI: HAS GREAT GRAMMER, AND A SMART GUY OF OUR WIKIS.
 * 2) HOOKUAI: HE'S VERY LOGICAL AND KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD
 * 3) GLITCHEDBLOOD: HE IS VERY OPTIMISTIC AND VERY POLITE ON THE WIKIS.
 * 4) GUY WHO LIKES RECCES PIECES: HATES TRANSGENDER KIDS.
 * 5) OCTOPUS DISPENSER: SAID IT'S OKAY TO DIRECT FILMS.
 * 6) SHORT GUY NAMED MARTIN: REFUSES TO JOKE ABOUT ORANGES.
 * 7) AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: IS A GENIE, AS HE GRANTED OVER 600 WISHES.
 * 8) TOSH.0: MAKES RACIST JOKES, BUT IS NOT ACTUALLY RACIST.
 * 9) FLORIDA MAN WHO LOVES KILLER BEAN: IS THE GREATEST KAREN BASHER OF ALL TIME.
 * 10) THE COLBERT REPORTER: IS A MASTER AT PENIS MUSIC.
 * 11) DANNY DAVINCI: OFFERED US AN EGG DURING THESE TRYING TIMES.
 * 12) THE BIG FAT PANDA: LIKES KANYE.
 * 13) ANGRY OLD GUY: HATES FOXES WHO HATE OBAMA.
 * 14) PREDATOR HUNTER: CHOOSES PEDO-BITCHES AS HIS GAME INSTEAD OF ANIMALS WHEN HUNTING.
 * 15) WOLF OF WALL STREET: SOLD HIS SHITTY LITTLE PLANE.
 * 16) DEADPOOL: BROKE THE FOURTH WALL BY SAYING CELEBRITIES ARE IRRELEVANT.
 * 17) DR. PHILLY CHEESESTEAK: HAS A BIG DICK ACCORDING TO SANTA CLAUS. SPEAKING OF...
 * 18) SANTA CLAUS: IS FIRMLY AGAINST PEOPLE CELEBRATING SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY.
 * 19) NATHANIEL SCUTTLEBUG PARAGOOMBA BANDY EVERY FUCKIN' TIME: GETS TRIGGERED EASILY.
 * 20) SCIENTIFIC NIBBA: SAID THAT LIKING BOOBS IS GAY.
 * 21) ARTHUR FLECK: GAVE MURRAY FRANKLIN WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED.
 * 22) CONTENT POLICE OFFICER: IS A SIMP (SUPER INTELLIGENT MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE).
 * 23) HAPPY MOVIE JOCKIE: REFUSED TO WATCH A SHIT-ASS GHOST MOVIE.
 * 24) DISGUSTING GEORGE: WELCOMES EVERY MOTHERFUCKER TO THE RICE FIELDS. ALSO HAS HIS OWN PAGE ON THE BEST WIKI EVER CREATED :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!
 * 25) HAPPY JOE: IS A HATER OF THE HATERS OF THE HATERS OF JOEL IN ONE: GOLF SIMULATOR 2.
 * 26) NERSH1RTXD: HATES OBJECT TERROR.
 * 27) LOUID: "PILLS HERE!"
 * 28) KING DEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDE: EVERYTHING HE HAS SAID OR DONE. HE IS PERFECT.
 * 29) 2PAC: CREATED THE ULTIMATE DISS TRACK.
 * 30) ERIC ANDRE: DESTROYS HIS OWN TALK SHOW SET.
 * 31) FRED FUCHS: MADE LIFE OF BLACK TIGER, LIVES IN THE WOODS, AVGN'S ENEMY.
 * 32) ALLAH: ALL FOODS ARE FROM HIM.
 * 33) PLANTYB0I: MAKES GOD TIER PAGES AAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
 * 34) MARIO: HE COMPARED POLITICAL CORRECTNESS WITH A BOB-OMB
 * 35) KING JULIEN: HE LIKES TO MOVE IT MOVE IT AS HE PROMOTES GOOD EXCERCISE AND CRITICISED NIKOCADO AVOCADO
 * 36) CREWMATES FROM AMONG US: THEY EXPOSED AN IMPOSTER AND THEY RESPECT POLITICAL VIEWS